Saying, “Long story short…” to spare your parents the graphic details. TFM.
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Gentlemen! Let’s play a little game. I call it “Creep or Normal Guy?”
The way you play is you have less than a second to decide whether a man you don’t know is a threat or not. If you identify a normal guy as a threat you could get called a bitch; if you identify a creep as a normal guy you could end up dead. This is fun, isn’t it? Now play it every day, with nearly every man you see, in nearly every situation you’re in, from the time puberty hits to … well, I turned 38 this week. Can someone tell me when I can stop playing?
What is normal? Normal is only ordinary; mediocre. Life belongs to the rare, exceptional individual who dares to be different.
V.C. Andrews (via lalunaloliita)
"if you’re 18 why do you still ask your parents for permission"
I seriously thought it was normal to ask permission to do things from the people that own the house you live in and provide for you, even if you’ve reached the magical age of 18. I’m going to continue being polite and nice to my parents until they are no longer around. I seriously thought that this was normal.
I hate hate hate how focused everyone is on the standard “preppy” stuff. Having six monograms in one outfit isn’t cute, you look ridiculous. Not every Lilly print is pretty just because it’s Lilly Pulitzer. Some of them are ugly, let’s be real. And if you can’t admit that, reevaluate. An outfit can have sandals other than Jacks and still be cute. If you look at my OOTDs, there are some great ones that don’t get the reblogs that less stylish ones do just because they have Lilly, Jacks, or a monogram in there. Have some style, don’t just pile on stereotypical stuff that looks silly. Be a leader, not a follower.
seabelle (via prepofthesouth)
#SaveALifeSunday Free Food 🍩🍔🍴
Free Rita’s Water Ice- March 20th
Free Slurpee 7-11- July 11th
Free Pancakes at IHOP- March 6th
Ben and Jerry’s Free Ice Cream Cone- April 8th (may change this year)
Cow Appreciation Day Chick-Fil-A- Free Chicken Sandwich July 15 (must wear something with cow print)
Dairy Queen Free Cone Day- March 16
National Donut Day- June 6th Free Donut at Shipleys and Krispy Kreme
New Years Day- Free Coffee at Sheetz
Tax Day- April 15- Free Cinnabon Bites at Cinnabon, Free Curly Fries at Arbys, Free Small Popcorn at AMC Movie Theatres
Mothers Day- Free Fro-Yo at TCBY
Fathers Day- Free Fro-Yo at TCBY
Talk Like A Pirate Day- September 19th - Free Donut at Krispy Kreme, Free fish at Long John Silvers.
Halloween- Free Donut (Must wear a costume)
Black Friday- Free Donut at Fred Meyer
National Cookie Day- December 4th- Free cookie at Quiznos
Add on if you know any other dates for no strings attached free food. Reblog and spread the message! This post is biased to the U.S. If you live in another country and know any dates for free food at a restaurant, spread the knowledge and reblog with the information. Bon Appetit!
- a group of guys going out: hell yeah man i'm gonna get fucked up and if i find a hot girl i wanna take home i might need a wingman just fyi
- a group of girls going out: okay ladies remember we're going in in formation B so we don't lose sight of one another, but if there's any trouble we decided on secret hand gesture alpha-6. don't accept drinks from anybody, we just can't risk it tonight. stacey, did you print out the blueprints of the frat house? oh i see you color coded it so we know which areas have the highest population density and which rooms are well lit, excellent. marie i need that report on incidents of date rape from the last five years. thanks. alright, i think we're all set then. remember the buddy system. let's have a wild night ladies, but stay safe.
14 Things That All Southern Women Know To Be True
1. If you don’t have something monogrammed, you can’t sit with us.
2. You have to learn to accept camouflage as a wearable print.
3. No newborn baby girl is complete without an obnoxious bow or flower strapped to her head.
4. There is no greater hangover cure than Bojangles.
5. There’s something about a man whose name starts with “J”. Jesus, Jake Owen, Johnny Cash…
6. The bigger your hair, the closer you are to God.
7. There’s only one kind of tea. Sweet.
8. The seasons of the year are a necessity for our sanity AND our wardrobes.
9. Southern gentlemen are the dream.
10. Department store sales will empty your wallet.
11. Mary Kay/Tupperware/Jewelry parties are a way of life.
12. Gossip is a given.
13. Always act like a lady.
14. Thank God every day (& twice on Sunday) that He chose you to be raised in the South.